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Издательство Марвел (Marvel) обнародовало вариантную обложку третьего номера Осады (Siege). Чтобы комикшопам получить комикс с этой самой обложкой им надо порвать на куски некоторые из комиксов издательства ДиСи и прислать их издательству Марвел. У нас нет слов, take it away Wade:

Hey DC,

My name is Wade, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid pictures with red panties. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of your comic books had sales like CIVIL WAR? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Cable.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was CREATED BY ROB LIEFELD. What do you do, other than "jack off to that Japanese Doctor Light"? I also got like 5 ongoing series, and have lots of hot girlfriends (They just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just send Marvel the following covers, in return you get me DRAWN BY J. SCOTT CAMPBELL (Gen¹³, Danger Girl). Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitches

The covers you low lifes must have already sent Marvel

Adventure Comics #4

Booster Gold #26

Doom Patrol #4

Justice League Of America #39

Outsiders #24.

R.E.B.E.L.S #10

Спасибо Вэйд. Мы желаем удачи издательству Марвел и очень надеемся, что евент "Осада" запомнится нам не только обложкой с Дэдпулом.