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[QWANT]

Помочь Брюсу закончить свое письмо чем-то, что будет действительно смешно.

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И вот самые топовые:

-I am not goddamn gay.

- Milk
Bread
Eggs
Bat Shark Repellent
Harry Potter book
Cher CD
Bat Deodorant
6 D batteries

-NEEDED PREP TIMES
Beating Joker- 6 hours
Beating Frank Miller- 1 minute
Rescuing Bank Robbery Hostages (20 people or under)- 46 minutes
Rescuing Strip Club Hostages (20 people or under)- 2 minutes
Cleaning The Batmobile- 10 minutes
Cleaning the "Bat-gun"- 7 seconds
Training New Sidekick- 30 days
Training Black Canary To STFU and Leave Me Alone- incomplete
Training Criminal Underworld To Fear Me- 10 years
Training Fanboys To Think I Can Do Anything With Prep Time- <1 minute

и еще несколько лулзов:

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[Bogart]

[Bastion7]

To Grant: I am not dead.
Вариант:
I am not dead yet
I can dance and I can sing
I am not dead yet
I can do the highland fling
I am not dead yet
No need to go to bed
No need to call the doctor
'Cos I'm not yet dead

[QWANT]

Dear Bruce,
We are going to keep your own series soon.
Yours faithfully,
Bruce Jones & Larry Strolman

[Scar]

Мне больше всего нравится картинка "Найти икс".

[QWANT]

Scar,
Ну сама по себе картинка - эт старый баян))

[IrOnMaN]

Dear Bruce,
I am your father.
Alfred.Oh,and by the way,
you're in a deep shit.

[Капитан Космос]

"Batsy! Code Red! J.Jameson was transferred to Gotham City!
Your Friendly Neighbour Spider-Man!"

[Jers1k]

"Batsy! Code Red! J.Jameson was transferred to Gotham City!
Your Friendly Neighbour Spider-Man!"

Улыбнуло

[IrOnMaN]

Похожая ситуация как с Бэтменом , то есть пишем что-нибудь смешное.

[Carnage]

"Warning! The Self-destruction of every computer with Windows Vista installed has been initiated by the order of the great Bill Gates. He loves you."

[IrOnMaN]

Carnage
Cупер придумал ) Ответная реакция ЖЧ после сказанного "Oh S@!# !"

[Bastion7]

Tony! Help, i can't read my letter! Bruce.

[sterpazook]

"Веселые истории экран покажет наш!"

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